Comeback!

Justin Brought Sexy Back.. I'm Bringing Back Sick Joke Of The Day!!!

Taaadaaaaaa....

"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

More? To Make Up For Lost Time...

"When I was a teenager, I used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so that I could make love to her.

When I grew up, I realised that God didn't work like that, so I raped her and prayed for forgiveness."