Algjör Snilld!!!!

fór á alveg fínasta fyllerí í gær.. eyddi bara 500 kalli.. mwaahhahahahhaaa... þetta var sko almennilegt djamm!!

Sick Joke nr. 3

A lesbian goes to a gynecologist and the gynecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages."

"Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."

Sick Joke nr.2

This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there,

"Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?"

"Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I'll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I'll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"

The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the black condom on and the lights out. A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there, "Man, that was the best sex I've ever had, but why did I have to wear the black condom?"

"Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"

Sick Joke nr.1

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".

"Why is that?" said the other tramp.

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."

"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"

"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."

Helvítis Rokk....

I tashte like Alcohol. Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You?

En ef ég væri ekki alkahól.. þá væri ég.....

Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured. I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time. What Flavour Are You?

slappleiki..

ég nenni svo innilega ekki að vera veik... hef engan tíma fyrir það.. get svosem sætt mig við þetta kvef og smá hálsbólgu eða eikkað en ég harðneita að verða meira veik... no fokkin fever...
svaf alveg obbopínkulítið aðfaranótt laugardags, þurfti svo að vakna hálf átta... starfsdagur... hópefli og sollis.. svo fórum við út að borða.. mæli ekki með galileo svona ef þið skylduð hafa hugsað ykkur að fara þangað... en dagurinn var mjög skemmtilegur svona fyrir utan dúndrandi hausverk, þreytu og slæman mat.. aulahúmor allt í kringum mann... þetta var voða stuð.. inga kom með alveg dásamlega uber-aulabrandara sem ég verð að muna að deila með ykkur við tækifæri.. svo var sunnefa alveg að drepa mig yfir matnum... alveg hræðilegt að missa svona svefn...

æi, fuckety.. gotta go.. things to see and people to do!!

helgi dauðans

ég fór á 'stórdansleik með milljónamæringunum' á broadway á laugardaginn... með snefu og slettu.. þvílíkt andskotans rugl... þetta var nú gert svona uppá húmorinn en þetta var hræðilegt... alveg pure horror.. enda stoppuðum við stutt.. fórum niðrí bæ and drank to forget... alot!! kom heim um sjö leytið, fór fljótlega að sofa, svaf allan daginn í gær, alla nótt og skreið svo á fætur til að fara í vinnuna um hádegið..
tequila is dabgerous.. veeery dangerous..